No Body But Me

Here's a fun experiment. Ask a friend or acquaintance how much money you would have to pay them in order for them to let you put some sugar in the gas tank of their car. Tell them that you've always been curious as to what, exactly, would happen to the engine and how far you could actually drive and other fascinating things like that.

OK. That's probably not a great idea. So let's talk about pets. Do you know some loving and responsible pet owners who would never feed their pets people food. Note: people food is food that people eat. Sometimes guests in the house might sneak a pet a cheesy chip or some kind of fried puff and the owner of the pet gets rather bent out of shape explaining how unhealthy, yadda yadda, while refilling the bowl with more cheesy chips or fried puffs for the guest to eat. People are peculiar animals.

And finally, why do people spend decades ingesting non-food items and generally abusing their living bodies, only to be front and center when someone dies, explaining how important it is to have proper respect for the body of the deceased. A little late, don't you think?

Did you already guess? I'm a reformed junk food junkie, which is almost as bad as a reformed smoker. When I'm not looking up recipes for tasty salads I'm fantasizing about bacon cheese burgers. Would love it if you have a tasty salad recipe and would be willing to share. Perhaps a salad that tastes like a bacon cheese burger.

Thank you